My belly is getting in the way. I keep smashing it into walls and getting attacked by the can opener(don't ask). But I draw the line at being burned. I was trying to be a good wife and make dinner, but when I went to drain the pasta from the pot I got a second degree burn. I should have taken some earlier pictures when it was really gross and bubbly but I thought I would spare you. It now looks like someone kissed my belly with red lipstick on.